She’s from Florida,
and her perpetual refrain goes
Is it like this all the time?
Well, yes and no,
we all say–
we’re all so wise and old
about the weather here.
We give her facts and anecdotes
and tell her things that start with
Typically…
and end with
…but you never know.
It’s not
Sunny California or
Rainy Seattle or
anything else that’s ever on tv, so
she’s perennially flabbergasted
at the vagaries
of the wind and rain and heat.
And she always asks
as though
Kansas weather
is the biggest mystery of all.
I Started Late and Forgot the Dog. 
Absolutely love this. I know exactly how this goes with visitors from Florida
Haha! In sure you get that sort of thing a lot!