Because I don’t have Kate Mulgrew‘s phone number, I couldn’t ask her to do a fabulous recording of my very favorite spam comment found poem (which is so ridiculous that it’s begging for a spoken-word treatment [which is how poetry should be shared, after all]).
So, I just had to do it myself (and also make it a video and post it to youtube because wordpress won’t let me upload sound recording unless I pay for an upgrade):