Apparently, bourbon makes Tish and I both pretty giggly and pretty appreciative of bad movies.
Because we were livin’ the dream watching “Workforce” the other evening when we decided to drink a little whiskey and have a Janeway Movie Night (which is what we call any two-part Star Trek: Voyager).
And then I woke up the next day with a small, inconspicuous hangover and the aching feeling that what we had watched was not very good after all.
So, without further ado, here’s a review of “Workforce,” brought to you by Rebel Yell.
First a Synopsis:
Our show opens with Flirty!Janeway happily working on Caprica some alien planet as some kind of engineer. We don’t know why Janeway is so flirty, nor do we know why she seems not to know she’s a starship captain.
Then Flirty!Janeway flirts with a lame alien dude (Jaffen), and EfficiencyMonitor!Seven shows up to quell the flirting–because it’s inefficient, of course–and Flirty!Janeway pulls some faces. And they all go off to get their weekly injections that “protect against some radiation or something” (read: keep them submissive, complacent, etc.).