Episode 8: “I Look Like Frankenstein”
Previously on: Frobisher!?!?!? Ugh!!!!!
Flashforward: Ok, that thing that I thought might’ve been one of those bookends that killed Ellen’s fiancé is not a bookend; it’s a bobble head on Tom’s dash. We see from the driver’s perspective (so we still don’t know who ran Patty down). We’ve got driving gloves and heavy breathing.
At the station, Magician Cop is talking to Ellen and writing stuff down with this pen that I also own—except mine has a pink shaft. He tells Ellen that Patty has been in a car wreck. Ellen’s asking a lot of questions about what happened. She seems rather emotional but in a reserved, cagey Ellen way. I can’t tell whether she knows more than she’s letting on. Then Magician Cop says, “You’re good at puzzles, right?” and proceeds to tear up a piece of paper into “puzzle pieces.” How’s this paper going to help anything? Maybe creepy-ass Magician Cop killed Tom. What a weirdo.

Check out those stairs! Is this the same set as Patty’s house, or do Patty and Frobisher live in the same building? (They also have the same patio doors!) PS, the guy in the background with the full beard is Actor, and that woman in the foreground is not integral to the plot whatsoever, but I love her because of this awesome face I accidentally captured her making.
3 months earlier, Frobisher’s having a fundraiser-type rich-people party in what looks like Patty’s house (but of course is not. Frobisher and Patty always have the same taste in living arrangements—modern wood-and-glass fancy stuff). He’s starting some green energy wind initiative or something ridiculous and says as part of his speech, “What is the point of doing anything unless you’re doing good?” He talks about a movie star who supports his cause and has come to his party.
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