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Found Poem: WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU…

30 Apr

I get these fliers like once a month from one of those shady “we buy houses” places, and I’m honestly getting tempted to call them. So I did a little blackout poetry to try to dissuade myself from what is probably a bad idea.

Transcription

ATTENTION ALEXANDRA:
I want
I have been trying
Unfortunately,
I am not sure of the condition inside
needs some work.
ask them
be willing

You can choose
you want fast
I don’t care.
Please take a moment
Please try
I hope that
we can work something out…I am
you

Found Poem: LIKE WHAT

25 Apr

Remember like five years ago when I used to get a lot of weird spam messages that I turned into poems? I finally got some worthy spam again! (TBH, a lot of the line breaks are original spambot engineering.)

LIKE WHAT
DADDY, TELᏞ UႽ, TELL US.?
Both boys jumped up and down
wanting to know the best way
to make God happy.

Nicely, whɑt does God likе??
Lеe added.

?
I meаn, we like
ⅽookies and cartⲟons and toys, but
what kіnd of issues aare fun

fⲟr God??

It was a qestion tһat for ɑ minutе Mommy and Daddy
needed to assume about.

Ⲟk,? Leе mentioned and then he stopped and thought.

?The very bеst factor aƄout God is ??? hmmmm?????..?
He puzzled

aѕ a result of һe had so many thіngs that had been grеat about God but he needed to

select thе very best one soo he woսld win the gɑme.

?That һe is

aware of everything.

That?s actually cool. Meaning he may also help me with
mу homework.?
Larry concluded wіth a proud expression on hiѕ faϲe.

Properly boys,?
Mߋmmy finally stated after they hadd give you numerous silly concepts

of what Goԁ did for fun,

?What Godd actuallyy likes is
when individuals love eɑch other and handle each other like we

do іn our family.?

Thhat made sense to Lee and Laгry soo Lee hugged Mommy and ᒪarry huggеd daddy too simρⅼy

make God happy.

Found Poem: When some one searches

13 Sep

We can always count on Spambot to tell us something mysterious yet generic.

When some one searches
for his necessary thing,

thus
he/she wants to be
available

that in detail,
therefore that thing is
maintained
over here.

Found Poem: Payday Loans (VIII)

25 Jul

The imagery in this one seems to be at least partially inspired by Revelation.  Perhaps this marks the Second Coming of Payday Loans.  Although I might be more interested in Payday Loans being cast into a lake of fire…

The bridegroom, who during this recital had grown
deadly pale, up andtried
to escape,
but the guests
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tell himwhat had happened.
My friends endeavoured to console me
by the news
that lions had nowbeen heard of
in two other places, and that
we should be sure to findone
in the morning and next day,
after we had
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Thenative sheep
is a hairy animal,
looking to the unpractised eye
morelike a goat than a sheep.

I will think aboutthat,

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Everywhere great pathways are
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We got out of the booth and joined
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However, he kept fast hold,
and led her in and
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to everything he wears, thinks, says, believes,
and to theway he carries on every activity of his life.
As the sold congregation trooped out
they said they would almost bewilling to
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till it grew dark.

Found Poem: Payday Loans (VII)

12 May

I know that most of these payday loan spam poems are sort of Gertrude Stein already, but this one is super Gertrude Stein.

I shall putthem into a box
and bury them in the garden
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Why, that aint a-going
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a peep
into the actual You.

Where is the
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and the Pain-killer-
Just as true as I live!

Found Poem: Oh, this poem

28 Apr

So, as it turns out, my payday loan spambot has its own spambot fanboy. This number showed up as a comment on Payday Loans 4.

Oh, this poem
is awesome!
It is
really
timely and relevant.
I suppose,

it’s a very creative approach to
money borrowing options.

And who knows,
maybe
it was not an advertisement
or spam at all!

We expect
to see
usual
ordinary
ad, but

find a masterpiece.

Maybe
it was a kind of
experiment
on our reaction?
Or a kind of checking
people attitude

to spam and loans?

Anyway,
the person who created it
must be rewarded!

Found Poem: Payday Loans (VI)

26 Apr

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Three thousand years
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intense, difficult orstrenuous.

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The frantic, terror-driven intensity, of
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Then
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of us.

 

Found Poem: I don’t know if it’s the cheatin’ I like or just the melody

22 Apr

I knew you’d
love me
as long as you wanted.

I can turn it on–
be a good machine–
let you put your hands on me
in my skin-tight jeans.

I’ve got to admit
I do some looking, too:

If I meet another girl
like you, I’ll tell her
never want another girl
like you.

***

I was going to do Napowrimo’s Day 9 prompt, which incorporates five random song titles, but then I decided I wanted to use lyrics from them instead.  I heard these five songs on the radio this afternoon and created this accordingly.

Crazy–Patsy Cline
Human–Christina Perri
Teenage Dream–Katy Perry
She Just Started Likin’ Cheatin’ Songs–John Anderson
Break My Stride–Matthew Wilder

Found Poem: Payday Loans (V)

20 Apr

There was even one in German today.  I didn’t use it, though.

But at last she was
still, payday loans
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and are down again
in a second.

Fewer and Truer Many thing
s which have been found to be
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and heard that you were seeking
the Golden Apple,we
flew over the sea
to the end of the world, where the Tree
of Lifestands, and
have brought you the apple.

And when the full moon had risen,
Hansel tookhis little sister
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and what was the use ofwaking
you up and scaring you
to death?

However, hedetermined
to manage more cleverly
than his brother, and got together
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for the king and thought he
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Found Poem: This Guy

18 Apr

This guy
had gone to Vietnam
in the war years ago
and was a Veteran
from the U.

The meat of the boar
was served at Otherworld
feasts for the deities.

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