Regular Poem: Boss Interview

14 Apr

But do you have a passion
for emasculating your employees?
for cutting their Achilles tendons
and laughing
watching them writhe impotently
on the cold tile?
for giving them the illusion of agency
only to pull it out from under their feet,
giggling as they tumble to the pavement,
face-first and wailing to no one?
for disrespecting them and their basic dignity as adults,
treating them as stupid children who need
dunce caps?

Decribe your commitment
to the ideals of
degradation, humiliation, disrepect, unprofessionalism.

Are you willing and able
to actively
disregard employees’
opinions, feelings, preferences,
and–most especially–
talents?

We’re very impressed
with your absolute inhumanity
and general horribleness.
Come sign the necessary paperwork in our office
in the lowest pit of hell.

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