Found poem: Today, I went

Like it doesn’t really even seem like spam, but the website it comes from definitely is.  Trickster!

Today, I went
to the beach front with my kids. I found
a sea shell and gave it
to my 4 year old daughter

and said
“You can hear the ocean if you put this
to your ear.” She placed the
shell to her ear

and screamed.

There was a hermit crab inside
and itt pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL

I know this is entirely off topic but I had
to tell someone!