Found poem: Today, I went

1 Feb

Like it doesn’t really even seem like spam, but the website it comes from definitely is.  Trickster!

Today, I went
to the beach front with my kids. I found
a sea shell and gave it
to my 4 year old daughter

and said
“You can hear the ocean if you put this
to your ear.” She placed the
shell to her ear

and screamed.

There was a hermit crab inside
and itt pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL

I know this is entirely off topic but I had
to tell someone!

2 Responses to “Found poem: Today, I went”

  1. silverscreenings 2 February 2014 at 5:50 PM #

    That is one twisted spam-site mother. To laugh at her poor kid! Bad spam site. Bad!

    • TheBestofAlexandra 2 February 2014 at 10:04 PM #

      I probably would’ve done the same thing. Am I secretly a spambot?!

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