We take a break from our regularly scheduled Poem a Day to bring you this special message from Mrs. Columbo:
Behold this screencap from an episode of Mrs. Columbo called, “A Riddle for Puppets.” Mrs. Columbo, for those not in the know, is a short-lived Columbo spin-off (kinda) that chronicles the adventures of Columbo’s never-seen wife (kinda), who is a housewife/part-time reporter for a tiny local newspaper that is mostly coupons. Except Kate Mulgrew is about 15 in the series (while Columbo is about 60 always), and I guess later the producers decided she didn’t have a husband at all and the whole thing is just weird about that aspect of it.
Mostly, it’s just a show that follows the same format as Columbo except with a plucky lady in the lead investigator role.
Oh, and also, the show is completely absurd.
And Kate Mulgrew is the stagiest actress ever. Which makes the show watchable.
So in this episode, a ventriloquist murders another ventriloquist. And this puppet that Kate Mulgrew is holding had “witnessed” the murder (the murderer ventriloquist is crazy and thinks the dummies are sentient), so the murderer ventriloquist tries to get rid of this dummy by giving it to Mrs. Columbo (to take home to her daughter.)
I’m already loling as I write this.
I grabbed this screencap as I watched because. Well. Lol.
It has amused me ever since.
I have been texting it to people ever since.
And that has also amused me.
Oh how I love it; let me count the ways:
- For the purpose of clarity so far in this post, I have called this lady alternately Mrs. Columbo or Kate Mulgrew, her name on the show and the actress’s name, respectively. But at home, in texts, and on twitter, I almost always call her Baby Captain Janeway. Because Captain Janeway. Circa 1979. This cracks me up for some reason. Tish was watching the show with me the other day, and she said (about the sometime boringness/straight up weirdness of the show):
“I’m glad she went back to school to become a starship captain.”
- This ’70s outfit. Double-popped collar! Holla!
- That facial expression. You can tell she’s thinking, “WTF am I supposed to do with this thing?”
- That dummy. And his hair. And his everything.
- That dummy’s name is Clown. He is a clown. And his name is Clown. They did not give him a name like “Bobo” or “Laughy-Smiles” or “Stan.” His name is Clown. And everyone says it with a straight face. I can’t even write it with a straight face. Clown. LOL!
And so, because of the listed reasons, you may unexpectedly get Clown Bombed (as I’ve termed it). Don’t worry; you’re in good company:

A middle-aged-lady friend had invited me over the night before, but I couldn’t make it. So, of course, Clown Bomb.
love this post… it’s kind of random, but that’s why it is so cool….
Ha! My posts are pretty much always random. Thanks for dropping by!