Dear Googlers 2: Some More Letters to Some More People I’ve Never Met (Probably)

27 Oct

Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “who played commander janeway in battlestar galactica”:

I wonder if this crossover is intentional.  If not, your brain accidentally made something up that my brain only wishes it had come up with.

So say we all,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “lady macbeth i started late and forgot the dog”:

You’re right!  I should write more about Lady Macbeth!

Unsex me here,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “kate mulgrew with her mum and dad”:

I watched that Star Trek documentary by Shatner–The Captains.  I recommend it for one reason:  Captain Sisko’s jazz/beat poetry.

However, I did learn that Mulgrew has a gruff Irish father.  So, to partially answer your question, here’s some dialogue from an anecdote she told about him:

KM: I want to be an actress.
Gruff Dad: I’ll be God-damned if I’m going to subsidize that.

I have no information on Kate Mulgrew’s mother.

Here’s mud in your eye,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “season 2 damages did patty really fire tom?”:

When in doubt, always assume Patty did not REALLY fire Tom.

Trust no one,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “why is glenn close skirts so tight in jagged edge”:

You’re kidding, right?

Duh,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “easy snake bun hairstyle for bedtime”:

This sounds like something I would pin on Pinterest and then never, ever do.  So, I suggest checking Pinterest instead.

Craftily,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “red satin blouse with gag”:

So, are you looking for a set?  Like how sometimes cardigans will be sold with a shell?  Or blouses might come with a matching scarf?  Like you want your gag to match your red satin blouse?

…?

Confused and Slightly Frightened,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms“she wore a sequined tuxedo”:

My brain is singing this to the tune of the Blazing Saddles theme song.  And also making a mental music video starring Captain Janeway and Marlene Dietrich–because what other ladies wear sequined tuxedos?

Glamourously,
Alexandra

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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “superlative and comparative 4am“:

I woke up with a pounding headache and a mouth full of bitterness at 4am.  This 4am seemed 4am-er than any 4am that had come before.  It may well have been the 4am-est 4am to ever have rolled across a clock face.

Hard-boiledly,
Alexandra

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2 Responses to “Dear Googlers 2: Some More Letters to Some More People I’ve Never Met (Probably)”

  1. silverscreenings 28 October 2012 at 12:28 PM #

    These are hilarious. My fave is: “easy snake bun hairstyle for bedtime”. I think I might google that myself!

    • TheBestofAlexandra 30 October 2012 at 9:57 PM #

      I know, right? What is a snake bun? It sounds both fascinating and dangerous. And what might the difference be between the day version and the night version?

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