Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “who played commander janeway in battlestar galactica”:
I wonder if this crossover is intentional. If not, your brain accidentally made something up that my brain only wishes it had come up with.
So say we all,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “lady macbeth i started late and forgot the dog”:
You’re right! I should write more about Lady Macbeth!
Unsex me here,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “kate mulgrew with her mum and dad”:
I watched that Star Trek documentary by Shatner–The Captains. I recommend it for one reason: Captain Sisko’s jazz/beat poetry.
However, I did learn that Mulgrew has a gruff Irish father. So, to partially answer your question, here’s some dialogue from an anecdote she told about him:
KM: I want to be an actress.
Gruff Dad: I’ll be God-damned if I’m going to subsidize that.
I have no information on Kate Mulgrew’s mother.
Here’s mud in your eye,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “season 2 damages did patty really fire tom?”:
When in doubt, always assume Patty did not REALLY fire Tom.
Trust no one,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “why is glenn close skirts so tight in jagged edge”:
You’re kidding, right?
Duh,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “easy snake bun hairstyle for bedtime”:
This sounds like something I would pin on Pinterest and then never, ever do. So, I suggest checking Pinterest instead.
Craftily,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “red satin blouse with gag”:
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So, are you looking for a set? Like how sometimes cardigans will be sold with a shell? Or blouses might come with a matching scarf? Like you want your gag to match your red satin blouse?
…?
Confused and Slightly Frightened,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms“she wore a sequined tuxedo”:
My brain is singing this to the tune of the Blazing Saddles theme song. And also making a mental music video starring Captain Janeway and Marlene Dietrich–because what other ladies wear sequined tuxedos?
Glamourously,
Alexandra
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Dear Googlers Who Found My Blog Using the Search Terms “superlative and comparative 4am“:
I woke up with a pounding headache and a mouth full of bitterness at 4am. This 4am seemed 4am-er than any 4am that had come before. It may well have been the 4am-est 4am to ever have rolled across a clock face.
Hard-boiledly,
Alexandra
These are hilarious. My fave is: “easy snake bun hairstyle for bedtime”. I think I might google that myself!
I know, right? What is a snake bun? It sounds both fascinating and dangerous. And what might the difference be between the day version and the night version?