If Captain Janeway Were in Everything

24 Apr

I love technobabble stock phrases; therefore, I love Captain Kathryn Janeway.

The following represents what it might be like if Captain Janeway and her technobabble stock phrases infiltrated other works.

Let’s get the obligatory coffee one out of the way first (since it’s not really technobabble, but I couldn’t resist it):

Next up, we have one of my very favorites, although I suppose  Torres or Kim are more likely to say it:

The Inception team didn’t even know they needed a science officer.

This one might need a little explanation… Beyoncé’s songs lately sound like malfunctioning spaceships to me.  Janeway to the rescue!

Who run the galaxy? Girls.

And who doesn’t love temporal anomalies?  Best technobabble!

Last but certainly not least, the thing Janeway says the most:

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